Strippers often wear body glitter and put great effort into thematic costumes and dance routines. This is because they are unfamiliar with the mathematic principal that dictates success in their profession.
Just The Facts
- Buying a stripper a drink will not get you laid.
- Looking a stripper in the eyes while she gives you a lap dance will not make her love you.
- You don’t need to tell the stripper how amazing she smells – she already knows. See fact #2
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